Friday, June 3, 2011

Grumble Grumble Grumble

Yarrrr.


shakes fist.


I am the grumpiest girl in the world.

Or the grumpiest pirate. (Yarrr.....? Really?)

Or the grumpiest cat. Most likely scenario.


I finally did the post-Chicago weigh-in. I had been putting it off because I was more than a little bit terrified of stepping on the scale.

I also had to do some major laxative-ing because... Well, because I had to.

123.5 lbs.

Yeah, okay. Whatever. I only gained half a pound.

It's better than expected.

But I'm on a deadline here, people!

Last week I maintained. This week I gained.

Now I've got 6 weeks left to lose 9 lbs.

1.5 lbs per week.

5250 calorie deficit per week.

My body is still on "om nom everything in sight" vacation mode.


Blargh.

I haven't even attempted to start calorie counting yet for this week.

I'll start.... tomorrow.

Yes....

Tomorrow sounds nice.

facepalm.


I need to stop-stop-stop with my lazy bum ways.

But they're comfortable.

And I'm too lazy to stop...

And the boyfriend and I got a new bed so that we're no longer struggling to survive the night in a twin-sized bed.

So all he wants to do is cuddle and nap all day.

WHICH IS PERFECT - because all I want to do is cuddle and nap all day and previously I could never convince him to be this lazy with me.

This bed is the devil.

Why. So. Comfortable?!?!

I will become a beached whale before I become svelte in six weeks.




A bientôt, lovelies.

- parisienne.love

3 comments:

  1. You lazy kitty! (http://www.dailycuteness.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/tired-lion.jpg) Only I'm allowed to lay around in bed because it's winter here! Just kidding! Having a decent bed makes a big difference. It's not so great when you have to share with two fat cats though. Blanket hogs!

    Hope the holiday munchies fuck of soon. 9lbs in 6 weeks? You can SO do it, Babe! Go for it! <3. XXX.

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  2. The cat pictures are so adorable! You can definitely meet your 9 lbs in 6 weeks! You're so close to meeting your goal! Don't beat yourself up too bad about your lazy ways the past week- we all have those times where laziness seems to get the best of use. You'll be back on track in no time!
    ♥

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  3. Bwahahahaha bed are awesome! Big beds are even more awesome!

    Thos ekitties! OMG! I nearly dies laughing. I pictures Butters from Southpark :x

    I need to stopstopstop the lazy not-studyness. Made an attempt today. Wheeee!

    Yes, I so WILL!! You cook Russian style and I'll make some good kiwi pud for the drinking. We'll walk of the calories seeing the sights :3 It'll take me more than a year to save the money, though. You'll be more than legal by the time I get there!

    o.O Take that last sentence out of context XD

    Have a great week <3

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