Drunkorexia! now with laxative abuse fun!

I apologize in advance for the fairly low-quality pics in this post. I was drunk for most of the night and didn't find my camera until the latter part of the evening, so most of these were taken off my phone. Facepalm.

Yesterday started out as a normal day. Waking up late, going to class, eating fast food, getting extremely depressed because the pharmacy failed to refill my prescriptions on time.

mood: apathetic.

I resigned to laying on the bed all evening, a slug in woman's clothing. The boyfriend left for a while - came back prepared to do battle, a bottle of Smirnoff in tow.

Salvation.

Peridot, you said you wanted some authentic Rusky recipes - check out my food blog for an awesome Vodka and self-pity based recipe of tragedy. ;) I'll post some real recipes for you sometime as well, I promise. ♥

After getting thoroughly drunk, I do what I always do. DRUNK BAKING.

Yeah, I jog. Ain't no thing.

Because our free trial at Anytime Fitness is only during their staffed hours, our times when we can actually go to the gym are rather limited. Yesterday they were only open until 1 pm and we didn't get a chance to go even though I was really looking forward to it.

Sad Panda.... Because I still use slang from 2008.

I was already dressed for the gym by the time the boyfriend had called to see what their staffed hours for the day were, and considering how long it takes me to get dressed to leave the house, I was not wasting those efforts.

One Month Blog-iversary!

Yay! It's been one month since I've started être svelte. A momentous occasion, to be sure.

My little blog started as the random rantings and ravings of some anonymous girl into the vast, cavernous depths of the internet.

You have no idea how happy I am to have such lovely followers. I couldn't ask for a better audience - I am, to be perfectly honest, surprised that I even found an audience to listen to me blather on such a regular basis. ;)

So thank you, lovelies, for making my blog what it is today.

Kitty Rage! By which I mean cuteness.

Yesterday, whilst taking a rather mundane smoke break on the back patio, the boyfriend spotted a cat.

I also had a test due last night. With a separate 20-minute timed essay portion.

Needless to say, I had plenty of time from procrastinating in which to create this masterpiece of mediocrity.

I'm in the Witness Protection Program... No biggie.

Thank you all for the lovely comments on my last post! Makin' me blush!

Could I have found a more attractive picture of someone blushing? Certainly.
But I feel like this tubby child is so much more appropriate.

You may or may not have noticed - so I'll just tell you anyways....

Yesterday I started a food diary blog. Because if there's anything I need more right now, it's another outlet for obsessing over what I eat. ;)

It's not super interesting yet, considering it only has one day of intake posted, haha. But the plan is that I'll update it daily with what I've eaten, because, y'know, that's why food diaries are effective.

I'm kind of light-headed and sleepy right now. The weather has been changing tremendously just within the course of the day and I'm always rather delicate when it comes to temperature change. Thus, I'm not able to come up with some creative segway into the actual topic of this post. So this is all you're getting as far as transitions are concerned. Awesome.

Recipe of the Week

To start, it's Monday. Weekly weigh-in and progress page update day!

I normally just talk about this in the progress page, but, ZOMG, excited. I've lost 16 lbs so far. Which means that I only have 9 lbs to lose in 9 weeks in order to reach my first goal of 115 lbs by July 15th.

I was wanting to maintain 1.6 lbs/week weight loss, but I've exceeded that. If I do maintain 1.6 lbs/week weight loss, instead of the 1 lb/week I actually need to do, then I can reach my ultimate goal of 110 lbs by July 15th.

ebaogihaomocmcaioehgoiaheojclcjlaciaeomgoiheioaoaeimoeiafhioej. I'm so excited.

Not only have I officially lost 16 lbs since starting this blog, but I've also just gotten my 16th follower. Thanks to all of you who have followed me so far and left me lovely comments. In particular, thanks to Mich, Peridot, and Displayed. It's nice to see that I'm no longer blogging into the empty vacuum of space, hah.

In honor of this momentous occasion - I bring you the....

bargain shopping shall be the death of me

My addiction to Blogger has recently overcome my addiction to Facebook.

Facebook, you will be sorely missed...

And then.

Today.

The tables, again, were turned.

Oh Groupon, how I love thee. Giving me 50% off on things I don't need. Giving me coupons that I've paid for, but may never use. Forcing me, yes forcing me, to spend $200 on - what? Currently nothing. The possibility of a Brazilian wax, oxygen facial, mani-pedi, wine tasting, acupunture, $5 for $10 worth of smoothies.

Be mesmerized by the Groupon cat. I'm pretty sure it has the same powers as Hypnotoad.
ALL HAIL HYPNOTOAD.

Displayed recently had a post about addiction.

Well, this is my addiction. Shopping.